9. April 2020

Chag Pessach sameach

Emoji Haggada ๐Ÿ“–:
A long time ago the ✡ were ⛓ in ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ and had to ๐Ÿ› ⛏ all day. Moses went to Pharoah, turned his ๐ŸŽ‹ into a ๐Ÿ and ๐Ÿ—ฏ: Let my ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿšธ๐Ÿ†“❗ Pharoah ๐Ÿ—ฏ: ๐Ÿšซ‼️ So God sent ๐Ÿ”Ÿ plagues: ๐Ÿ’‰, ๐Ÿธ,๐Ÿ•ท, ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ…๐ŸŠ, ☠,๐Ÿ’ฅ,☄,๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ›, ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐ŸŒ‘, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ›Œ. Finally Pharoah ๐Ÿ—ฏ: get outta here ๐Ÿ”œ❗ Go by ๐Ÿš™๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿšฒ✈️๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ›ณ or ๐Ÿช just go and don't come ๐Ÿ”™❗ The ✡ took all the ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ in ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ and tried to bake some ๐Ÿž but they had to leave ๐Ÿ†˜ by ๐Ÿ•› so the ๐Ÿž didn't rise and ended up looking like ๐Ÿ˜. So the ✡๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ ran to the ๐Ÿœ , but oh no! The ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ changed their minds and came ⚔๐Ÿ”ซ and the ✡ got stuck by the ๐ŸŒŠ of ๐ŸŒพ. So Nachshon๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปinto the ๐Ÿ’ฆ and the sea ๐ŸŒŠ☀๐ŸŒŠ. Yay! Miriam ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽถ and everyone ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽผ and everyone ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ‰ and was ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ. Then they wandered in the desert ⛺๐Ÿ—บ until they came to a ๐Ÿ—ป and got the ๐Ÿ”Ÿ ๐Ÿ“œ . And now we ๐Ÿฝ lots of ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฐ (but not ๐Ÿž) and drink๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท! We invite all ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ to the table: the ๐Ÿค“ , the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ, the ๐Ÿ˜‡, and the ๐Ÿค. We ๐ŸŽค about one ๐Ÿ that ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿผ bought for two ๐Ÿ’ฒ, but then came a ๐Ÿ˜ผ and a ๐Ÿถ and a ๐ŸŽ‹ and a ๐Ÿ”ฅ and ๐Ÿ’ฆ and a ๐Ÿฎ and a ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”ช and finally ๐Ÿ—ฟ. Everyone is about to ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค because it is ๐Ÿ•‘ so now we ๐Ÿ”š. Next year in ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ!!!


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